NickGraham.
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MichaelMartinez said:haha funniest post yet so worth readingNickGraham. said:Okay. Well last year in my technology class we had this horrible teacher. She was mean, short, fat, old, and cried whenever she got mad. So people were always being dicks to her because her reactions were so hilarious. So the one day I happened to have a magnum sharpie with me, and I drew a little dick on one of the desks in the back. Some faggot yells, "ewww whats that" so she goes back and finds it, while shes scrubbing it off I took some chalk dust and with my finger drew a huge dick on her chalkboard. So again, she found it, but this time she was getting mad. After about three more on desks scattered around the room she became furious. So I really started pushing it and drew one on her desk! when she went to sit down and saw it she flipped out and yelled "who's the moron drawing all the penis's" and of course everyone laughed and she called down one of the administrators to search us for the marker. Before he got there I drew another one on the desk over from me and covered it up with this kids books, stuffed the marker into my shoe and put my head down faking that I was asleep throught the whole ordeal. When Mr. Feldman the administrator arrived, she instantly had him search us, they didnt find the marker. But the teacher became suspicous at the books oddly positioned next to me, and moved them. She yelled "Oh what do you know its another one! and this ones a baby dick!", as you can imagine the whole class started bagging up at that and she started crying.
A few days later I get called down to the office to here that I was suspended for 4 days because some ass decided to snitch. I still dont regret it one bit though.
you shoulda been there in person to see it. oh, later in the year she stabbed me with a pencil and I almost got her fired and put in jail!