funniest " getting caught" stories

NickGraham.

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MichaelMartinez said:
NickGraham. said:
Okay. Well last year in my technology class we had this horrible teacher. She was mean, short, fat, old, and cried whenever she got mad. So people were always being dicks to her because her reactions were so hilarious. So the one day I happened to have a magnum sharpie with me, and I drew a little dick on one of the desks in the back. Some faggot yells, "ewww whats that" so she goes back and finds it, while shes scrubbing it off I took some chalk dust and with my finger drew a huge dick on her chalkboard. So again, she found it, but this time she was getting mad. After about three more on desks scattered around the room she became furious. So I really started pushing it and drew one on her desk! when she went to sit down and saw it she flipped out and yelled "who's the moron drawing all the penis's" and of course everyone laughed and she called down one of the administrators to search us for the marker. Before he got there I drew another one on the desk over from me and covered it up with this kids books, stuffed the marker into my shoe and put my head down faking that I was asleep throught the whole ordeal. When Mr. Feldman the administrator arrived, she instantly had him search us, they didnt find the marker. But the teacher became suspicous at the books oddly positioned next to me, and moved them. She yelled "Oh what do you know its another one! and this ones a baby dick!", as you can imagine the whole class started bagging up at that and she started crying.

A few days later I get called down to the office to here that I was suspended for 4 days because some ass decided to snitch. I still dont regret it one bit though.
haha funniest post yet so worth reading

you shoulda been there in person to see it. oh, later in the year she stabbed me with a pencil and I almost got her fired and put in jail!
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
TOMWATERFALL said:
been incredibly close to getting caught j/o before
Thats not as bad as catching one of your friends banging the shit out of a ziplock bag full of hand lotion stuffed between a couch cushion and a pillow... true story.
 

Big L

Steel Member
Brian Boston said:
TOMWATERFALL said:
been incredibly close to getting caught j/o before
Thats not as bad as catching one of your friends banging the shit out of a ziplock bag full of hand lotion stuffed between a couch cushion and a pillow... true story.

Wow hahahaha i would neverrr let my friend live that down if he did that
 

Kyper

Member
Logan Bradley said:
Brian Boston said:
TOMWATERFALL said:
been incredibly close to getting caught j/o before
Thats not as bad as catching one of your friends banging the shit out of a ziplock bag full of hand lotion stuffed between a couch cushion and a pillow... true story.

Wow hahahaha i would neverrr let my friend live that down if he did that
For real. Lol

Dude: Hey man let's go pick up some girls!
Brian: I'm tired. Can't you just have sex with my couch again?
 

idk47

Steel Member
I got suspended last year for a few days cuz i was making fun of this Indian kid, and the principle was like we don't tolerate making fun of dot heads here, hahaha like wow.
 
Dre said:
Ryan Murray said:
Brian Boston said:
Corey Winard said:
well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.
God damn just pull it out!!!


HAHA pre-cum.....comes out before u cum and u cannot feel it...it is the same thing as cum though so it still gets her pregnant
nah dudde, I'm pretty sure pre cum doesn't have any sperm in it, at least that's what sex-ed class told me. Think of it as OJ without the pulp I guess..
FALSE, pre cum can impregnante someone, it acts the same as cum only u dont feel it
but funny ass story corey <3
 

Brian Boston

I got myself banned.
Brandon[SimBa said:
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Dre said:
Ryan Murray said:
Brian Boston said:
Corey Winard said:
well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.
God damn just pull it out!!!


HAHA pre-cum.....comes out before u cum and u cannot feel it...it is the same thing as cum though so it still gets her pregnant
nah dudde, I'm pretty sure pre cum doesn't have any sperm in it, at least that's what sex-ed class told me. Think of it as OJ without the pulp I guess..
FALSE, pre cum can impregnante someone, it acts the same as cum only u dont feel it
but funny ass story corey <3
Cum is loaded with sperm, there might be a a stray soldier in your precum. Chances of getting chick preg - slim to none
 

Chris Harris

Chris Harris
Brian Boston said:
TOMWATERFALL said:
been incredibly close to getting caught j/o before
Thats not as bad as catching one of your friends banging the shit out of a ziplock bag full of hand lotion stuffed between a couch cushion and a pillow... true story.
hahahaha that just made my day
 

sax

Steel Member
dude!
We were thinking of doing the same thing!
We watched a bunch of videos on it on youtube.

ive done it. its amusing for a little bit. one lady actually slammed on her brakes and started yelling. true story.
 

Michael Martinez

Michael Martinez
NickGraham. said:
MichaelMartinez said:
NickGraham. said:
Okay. Well last year in my technology class we had this horrible teacher. She was mean, short, fat, old, and cried whenever she got mad. So people were always being dicks to her because her reactions were so hilarious. So the one day I happened to have a magnum sharpie with me, and I drew a little dick on one of the desks in the back. Some faggot yells, "ewww whats that" so she goes back and finds it, while shes scrubbing it off I took some chalk dust and with my finger drew a huge dick on her chalkboard. So again, she found it, but this time she was getting mad. After about three more on desks scattered around the room she became furious. So I really started pushing it and drew one on her desk! when she went to sit down and saw it she flipped out and yelled "who's the moron drawing all the penis's" and of course everyone laughed and she called down one of the administrators to search us for the marker. Before he got there I drew another one on the desk over from me and covered it up with this kids books, stuffed the marker into my shoe and put my head down faking that I was asleep throught the whole ordeal. When Mr. Feldman the administrator arrived, she instantly had him search us, they didnt find the marker. But the teacher became suspicous at the books oddly positioned next to me, and moved them. She yelled "Oh what do you know its another one! and this ones a baby dick!", as you can imagine the whole class started bagging up at that and she started crying.

A few days later I get called down to the office to here that I was suspended for 4 days because some ass decided to snitch. I still dont regret it one bit though.
haha funniest post yet so worth reading

you shoulda been there in person to see it. oh, later in the year she stabbed me with a pencil and I almost got her fired and put in jail!
lol then y didnt u
 

NickGraham.

Member
MichaelMartinez said:
NickGraham. said:
MichaelMartinez said:
NickGraham. said:
Okay. Well last year in my technology class we had this horrible teacher. She was mean, short, fat, old, and cried whenever she got mad. So people were always being dicks to her because her reactions were so hilarious. So the one day I happened to have a magnum sharpie with me, and I drew a little dick on one of the desks in the back. Some faggot yells, "ewww whats that" so she goes back and finds it, while shes scrubbing it off I took some chalk dust and with my finger drew a huge dick on her chalkboard. So again, she found it, but this time she was getting mad. After about three more on desks scattered around the room she became furious. So I really started pushing it and drew one on her desk! when she went to sit down and saw it she flipped out and yelled "who's the moron drawing all the penis's" and of course everyone laughed and she called down one of the administrators to search us for the marker. Before he got there I drew another one on the desk over from me and covered it up with this kids books, stuffed the marker into my shoe and put my head down faking that I was asleep throught the whole ordeal. When Mr. Feldman the administrator arrived, she instantly had him search us, they didnt find the marker. But the teacher became suspicous at the books oddly positioned next to me, and moved them. She yelled "Oh what do you know its another one! and this ones a baby dick!", as you can imagine the whole class started bagging up at that and she started crying.

A few days later I get called down to the office to here that I was suspended for 4 days because some ass decided to snitch. I still dont regret it one bit though.
haha funniest post yet so worth reading

you shoulda been there in person to see it. oh, later in the year she stabbed me with a pencil and I almost got her fired and put in jail!
lol then y didnt u

Because she wrote a full apology letter and pleaded that it was "accidental", but I was removed from her class and she's not aloud anywhere near me.
 
Brian Boston said:
TOMWATERFALL said:
been incredibly close to getting caught j/o before
Thats not as bad as catching one of your friends banging the shit out of a ziplock bag full of hand lotion stuffed between a couch cushion and a pillow... true story.
hahahahahahaha best thing ever.
 

Steven_T

Member
Bout 3 weeks ago, we go to my friend Billys house. It was me, and my friend Josh and Nick. We walk in, and see Billy spanking it...and we look at the Tv...and it was on Animal Planet or something, and it was two Zebras or some shiit. We give him shiit every single day now.
 
Steven T said:
Bout 3 weeks ago, we go to my friend Billys house. It was me, and my friend Josh and Nick. We walk in, and see Billy spanking it...and we look at the Tv...and it was on Animal Planet or something, and it was two Zebras or some shiit. We give him shiit every single day now.
take that back, that's the best thing ever.
 

Steven_T

Member
His cover up was that he "WAS" watching some porn..and thought we were his "mom" so he went to Animal Planet? We were all wondering why he was still beating so hard, and staring STRAIGHT at the Tv..lol.
 

Tom6

Member
Steven T said:
Bout 3 weeks ago, we go to my friend Billys house. It was me, and my friend Josh and Nick. We walk in, and see Billy spanking it...and we look at the Tv...and it was on Animal Planet or something, and it was two Zebras or some shiit. We give him shiit every single day now.
I love you steven lmao
 
Steven T said:
His cover up was that he "WAS" watching some porn..and thought we were his "mom" so he went to Animal Planet? We were all wondering why he was still beating so hard, and staring STRAIGHT at the Tv..lol.

Lmfaooooooooooooo
 
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