funniest " getting caught" stories

[Corey]

well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.

 

[Chris Harris]

100 bucks for trying to steal condoms... well did you atleast get some later that night

 

[Brian Boston]

well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.

God damn just pull it out!!!

 

[Michael Martinez]

hahah for real

 

[Rigel Fuller]

Me and my friend were soooo bored that we went out side and pretended to throw shit at cars because we had nothing to throw. They would stop and get pissed and wed say we didnt throw anything, and his neighbor ended up filming us pretending to throw stuff and showed it to his mom. sooooo lame.

 

[Peter Vaughn]

Interesting story Rigel.
So specific it feels as if I was apart of this vicious act.

 

[Joe Riley]

me and my friends do the same thing only we play tug of war without rope in front of cars. its fun as hell.

 

[Peter Vaughn]

dude!
We were thinking of doing the same thing!
We watched a bunch of videos on it on youtube.

 

[302scooters]

me and my friends do the same thing only we play tug of war without rope in front of cars. its fun as hell.

 

[charles]

slept at my friends house for 3 nights without his mom knowing and on the 3rd night his mom changed the locks on the doors, so we had to sneak it on the 2nd floor window.
then woke up next morning to a cop with morning wood.
epic lawls. and my friend was sick and the day before he started loosing his voice and in the morning je could barly talk so it made everything worse.

 

[Ryan Murray]

well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.

God damn just pull it out!!!

HAHA pre-cum.....comes out before u cum and u cannot feel it...it is the same thing as cum though so it still gets her pregnant

 

[NickGraham.]

Okay. Well last year in my technology class we had this horrible teacher. She was mean, short, fat, old, and cried whenever she got mad. So people were always being dicks to her because her reactions were so hilarious. So the one day I happened to have a magnum sharpie with me, and I drew a little dick on one of the desks in the back. Some faggot yells, "ewww whats that" so she goes back and finds it, while shes scrubbing it off I took some chalk dust and with my finger drew a huge dick on her chalkboard. So again, she found it, but this time she was getting mad. After about three more on desks scattered around the room she became furious. So I really started pushing it and drew one on her desk! when she went to sit down and saw it she flipped out and yelled "who's the moron drawing all the penis's" and of course everyone laughed and she called down one of the administrators to search us for the marker. Before he got there I drew another one on the desk over from me and covered it up with this kids books, stuffed the marker into my shoe and put my head down faking that I was asleep throught the whole ordeal. When Mr. Feldman the administrator arrived, she instantly had him search us, they didnt find the marker. But the teacher became suspicous at the books oddly positioned next to me, and moved them. She yelled "Oh what do you know its another one! and this ones a baby dick!", as you can imagine the whole class started bagging up at that and she started crying.

A few days later I get called down to the office to here that I was suspended for 4 days because some ass decided to snitch. I still dont regret it one bit though.

 

[akex Q]

i got caught stealing a cookie from the cookie jar.

lmao!

 

[BradSydorick]

well the only getting caught story kinda thing for scooters of mine is this :


when me and my friends first started riding we used to skate at this elementary school near my house. well one day there was a girls basketball game going on inside and they had a break.. so being cool we tried impressing the ladies.(they werent from the elemtry school they just had a game there haha) well we start like jumpin the 6 set there and whipping it... well the principle comes out and starts askin us questions.. blah blah blah.... and like 2 days later i get asked down to my principles office and hes all like yooo " you cant ride there, there are signs every where that say u cant ride there(which there isnt)" then he starts threatiing to sue me for ridin on school property..... we still go there, we are rebels

 

[SPARTAN WORRIOR]

Im sure

 

[Michael Martinez]

Okay. Well last year in my technology class we had this horrible teacher. She was mean, short, fat, old, and cried whenever she got mad. So people were always being dicks to her because her reactions were so hilarious. So the one day I happened to have a magnum sharpie with me, and I drew a little dick on one of the desks in the back. Some faggot yells, "ewww whats that" so she goes back and finds it, while shes scrubbing it off I took some chalk dust and with my finger drew a huge dick on her chalkboard. So again, she found it, but this time she was getting mad. After about three more on desks scattered around the room she became furious. So I really started pushing it and drew one on her desk! when she went to sit down and saw it she flipped out and yelled "who's the moron drawing all the penis's" and of course everyone laughed and she called down one of the administrators to search us for the marker. Before he got there I drew another one on the desk over from me and covered it up with this kids books, stuffed the marker into my shoe and put my head down faking that I was asleep throught the whole ordeal. When Mr. Feldman the administrator arrived, she instantly had him search us, they didnt find the marker. But the teacher became suspicous at the books oddly positioned next to me, and moved them. She yelled "Oh what do you know its another one! and this ones a baby dick!", as you can imagine the whole class started bagging up at that and she started crying.

A few days later I get called down to the office to here that I was suspended for 4 days because some ass decided to snitch. I still dont regret it one bit though.

haha funniest post yet so worth reading

 

[dre]

well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.

God damn just pull it out!!!

HAHA pre-cum.....comes out before u cum and u cannot feel it...it is the same thing as cum though so it still gets her pregnant

nah dudde, I'm pretty sure pre cum doesn't have any sperm in it, at least that's what sex-ed class told me. Think of it as OJ without the pulp I guess..

 

[corruptedrapture]

well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.

God damn just pull it out!!!

HAHA pre-cum.....comes out before u cum and u cannot feel it...it is the same thing as cum though so it still gets her pregnant

nah dudde, I'm pretty sure pre cum doesn't have any sperm in it, at least that's what sex-ed class told me. Think of it as OJ without the pulp I guess..

hahaha omgg that made my day

 

[Brian Boston]

well i dont like to "pay" for sex...so i used to steal condoms once in a while. anyway i was in a store and mentioned to my friend how i didnt want to buy them and hes like fuck it, just take them....there was some random guy by us but he looked like some hick guy so i just opened the box as we were walkin and took the condoms out....we then proceeded to the check out where we paid for cups we were buying for a party we were throwing. there were two men standing at the end of the register and i just knew it was for me, (same guy as before). he holds the box up as we were leaving and goes..."would you like to explain this to me"...where i responded "ohh you GOT ME" ahaha and we proceeded to the security room in the back where i was fined about 100 bucks and banned from the store...also which i find is bullshit is that i couldnt even keep the condoms haha....beaatttttttttt

while i was in the back he asked for my address, and i forgot my school one so i had to give my parents, so they found out and i had to call them to lie haha.

God damn just pull it out!!!

HAHA pre-cum.....comes out before u cum and u cannot feel it...it is the same thing as cum though so it still gets her pregnant

nah dudde, I'm pretty sure pre cum doesn't have any sperm in it, at least that's what sex-ed class told me. Think of it as OJ without the pulp I guess..

its just prostate juice

 

[Tom6]

been incredibly close to getting caught j/o before