Chris Harris
Chris Harris
epic winJoeRiley said:
funniest " getting caught" stories
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Brian Boston
I got myself banned.
One time i was with 3 of my friends downing some 40s at this park. So we kill them, and my one friend decided to be cool and smash them all against the building we were next to. Of course cops roll up. So they're like we just got a call about noise blah blah blah, were like we are leaving. So they were like iight pc. So i hop the fence to get onto the sidewalk, and i hop it as the cop was pulling away, and i TOTALLY bust by ass on the fence like i had a bruise on my face and shitt. So ofcourse he comes back makes us all sit down and takes our ids and shit. Nothing ever happened though. My lesson was learned.
Spicy McHaggis
Steel Member
So i had the shittiest day, about 8 or 9 months ago, i have ever had one day so i bought a 5th of tequila and some limes. so i started doing tequila shots by myself at my house while my whole family was home. i had about 3 limes all cut up into wedges and used and about 3 shot glasses on the table and my bottle was about 90% done. I ended up passing out in the chair with my face straight down on the table on the limes and my whole family woke up and saw me passed out on the kitchen table and didnt bother waking me up cuz they left for school and work and my brother left a sticky note on my forehead that said "FAIL" haha
SPARTAN WORRIOR
Steel Member
Jake new cory winard?
SPARTAN WORRIOR
Steel Member
R.o.b said:
Bro doesnt matter they didnt see anything anyways your dicks to small
Spicy McHaggis
Steel Member
i have so many. im going to a fat party tonight so ill try to type something that happened tonight when i get back/if i get back haha
Jordan Jasa
Silver Member
more like a corey/brian murphy mix.ELBroEL said:
lol okay this one isnt as "funny" but its kinda weird
so my family goes to costco and me and my older brother were looking around, we find this anti virus thing for our computer. Then i saw some weird fat guy walking near us. Then i just forgot about him, then we were walking then i see my brother stealing the anti virus, i thought it wasnt a big deal cus it wasnt me who stole it. Then after my parents had bought there things they told us to take the cart outside and put all the things in the car then right when we got out the fat weird guy i saw earlier came up to us and he said, "excuse me can i talk to you guys for a minute." then my brother was like sure. Then the fat guy took out his wallet for some reason and in his wallet there was a little ID showing that he was an undercover security guard for costco. in my mind i was like OH GOD we are in deep trouble. So afterwards he takes my brother into like the back where the employee lounge is i guess and then after he was "searched" for more items they let him go and wen we got home my dad didnt care LOL
so my family goes to costco and me and my older brother were looking around, we find this anti virus thing for our computer. Then i saw some weird fat guy walking near us. Then i just forgot about him, then we were walking then i see my brother stealing the anti virus, i thought it wasnt a big deal cus it wasnt me who stole it. Then after my parents had bought there things they told us to take the cart outside and put all the things in the car then right when we got out the fat weird guy i saw earlier came up to us and he said, "excuse me can i talk to you guys for a minute." then my brother was like sure. Then the fat guy took out his wallet for some reason and in his wallet there was a little ID showing that he was an undercover security guard for costco. in my mind i was like OH GOD we are in deep trouble. So afterwards he takes my brother into like the back where the employee lounge is i guess and then after he was "searched" for more items they let him go and wen we got home my dad didnt care LOL
I've got plenty more... but yeah.
We're in my best friend�s room, my boyfriend and me, and she goes outside to smoke or something for awhile so we start making out. We're over in her bed and I've got these two shirts on. She walks into the room and we sit up real quick. We're fixing our clothes and all but I didn�t have enough time to put the other shirt back on. So we pretend like we've been talking the whole time. She totally buys it. Then like a little while later my boyfriend goes to get water and she walks over to her bed looks at the floor picks my other shirt up and looks up at me laughing sayings "Weren't you wearing this earlier?"
We're in my best friend�s room, my boyfriend and me, and she goes outside to smoke or something for awhile so we start making out. We're over in her bed and I've got these two shirts on. She walks into the room and we sit up real quick. We're fixing our clothes and all but I didn�t have enough time to put the other shirt back on. So we pretend like we've been talking the whole time. She totally buys it. Then like a little while later my boyfriend goes to get water and she walks over to her bed looks at the floor picks my other shirt up and looks up at me laughing sayings "Weren't you wearing this earlier?"
corruptedrapture
Member
^ of course, this is like his threadd
he should make a book of all his life expierences
he should make a book of all his life expierences
michaelwillcott
Member
Okay, my dad smokes weed and so do i.I wasin his truck the other day and he had some there.So i jus take all of it which was like 6 grams.I put it in my sock so he wouldn't find it.He realizes its gone and he searchs me cause hes knows i smoke weed and hes know i know he smokes weed.He finds it, and jus gives me a really dirty look. Then i say "you shouldn't be at it" haha.
Not really funny but it was maddd awkward
Not really funny but it was maddd awkward
Spicy McHaggis
Steel Member
haha so last night i was with a few friends and eric ostrom and i was way drunk and got kicked out of a house i was invited to so i was pissed and this lil oompa lumpa was telling me to leave and she slapped me so i asked her to slap me 5 more times haha so i walked awayy punching tailights of cars and set a car alarm off and get a call like an hour later from a friend who was at that party and he was all uhhhhhh did u punch any cars? and i was like no dude i swear when i was leaving i saw the guy who did that so i chased him down and kicked his ass. he was all o ok man thats good that u did that haha
corruptedrapture
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nvm