FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

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Joe Manson

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I was at a park one and a wee kid decked it of his bike, he must of been about two. he said crying and crying for his daddie like a wee kid would. When i asked him if he was ok he shouted " F**k of ya UNTÃ?Æ?Ã?â??Ã?¢ââ??¬Ã?¡Ã?Æ?ââ?¬Å¡Ã?â??Ã?©. and stuck up his midle finger. went back to crying like a baby after that, Hilarious
 
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master

Bronze member
THis amazing BMXer at my local was sooo high and he ragged it at the spine and did a no hander. He was like 8 ft up in the air and just never went to put his hands back on. He ate shit. Hard.
 
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Racer52

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Steve.E said:
THis amazing BMXer at my local was sooo high and he ragged it at the spine and did a no hander. He was like 8 ft up in the air and just never went to put his hands back on. He ate shit. Hard.
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hahahaha i can picture that
 
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mat

Steel Member
so we were at this spot thats basically a 1 foot wide ledge about 4-5 feet high, and it curves up into a mini quarter pipe at one end. so we hadn't been there long and we were getting used to it when 2 foreign guys started telling us we had to leave in improper english. i was on the QP about to drop in and one was saying "...if you fall and get hurted, we get by you sued blah blah blah" so i was like "ok, im already up here, let me just do it once and get down" and he was like "derp derp derp blah blah blah" so i dropped in and just hopped the ledge. i dont know what happened, but somehow i managed to slip on the landing and eat massive shit right in front of them. he was like "see you got hurted" i lol'd so fucking hard.
 
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TL96

Member
A couple of weeks ago i was at a sweet park by a big play park sorta thing, and its in a roughish area.
This guy who had a manchester accent (obviously pissed out of his head) was shouting at some skank about how she ruined his life and shit, and everyone in the skatepark was laughing at him. So he came up to the railings and started talking shit to the resident bmxers.
Now these bmxers are the type to keep at least 4 knives on their persons at all times, so they proceeded to ride out after the guy who legged it like fuck, so funny.

AND THEN HE CAME BACK! seemingly more drunk, he came back and started shouting at us again. THis time, however, he had the security from the playpark on him who told him to leave. This didnt stop the bmxers though. So he ran away again, like really fast. It was so funny.

EDIT: And this is Jak.
MY FUCKING BROTHER FORGOT TO LOG OUT AGAIN.
 
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fly

Member
2 gay kids starting making out under a QP once. 1 of my friends hucked a rock at them, they came out and wanted to fights. they both took 1 punch and started to cry like little bitchs.
 
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TL96

Member
i remeber i was at my local and i was trying whips off the side of this lil box and this lil girls stands rite on the corner and i tell her to move and she just smiles innocently so i move to a different ramp and she FOLLOWS ME and i was like " GET THE FUCK OUT THE SKATEPERK YOU LITTLE TWAT" and then her mum came up and i shouted at her and she just went up to her kid and walked off.

lol early day, early days.
 
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TL96

Member
Tom Leach said:
A couple of weeks ago i was at a sweet park by a big play park sorta thing, and its in a roughish area.
This guy who had a manchester accent (obviously pissed out of his head) was shouting at some skank about how she ruined his life and shit, and everyone in the skatepark was laughing at him. So he came up to the railings and started talking shit to the resident bmxers.
Now these bmxers are the type to keep at least 4 knives on their persons at all times, so they proceeded to ride out after the guy who legged it like fuck, so funny.

AND THEN HE CAME BACK! seemingly more drunk, he came back and started shouting at us again. THis time, however, he had the security from the playpark on him who told him to leave. This didnt stop the bmxers though. So he ran away again, like really fast. It was so funny.

EDIT: And this is Jak.
MY FUCKING BROTHER FORGOT TO LOG OUT AGAIN.
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lol jak iremember that he was really weird and he tryed a bristolian accent but failed and lew(not on sr) said "you dont even sound like it" and he just said "its cuz im from MANCHESTER" like started quit then became real loud at MANCHESTER

aahhh good times,good times
 
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Daz9000

Member
JDBen said:
i got into a fight at my local skatepark this chav chick was starting on me and she tried to punch me,so i nutted her in the face (i headbutted her,right in the face).then she tried to kick me,so i slammed my scooter right on her shins,lol.then her brother started on me,so i nutted him in the face.

ROFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!!
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Lool was that at penn and when was it?
 
MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

Silver Member
Tom Leach said:
i remeber i was at my local and i was trying whips off the side of this lil box and this lil girls stands rite on the corner and i tell her to move and she just smiles innocently so i move to a different ramp and she FOLLOWS ME and i was like " GET THE FUCK OUT THE SKATEPERK YOU LITTLE TWAT" and then her mum came up and i shouted at her and she just went up to her kid and walked off.

lol early day, early days.
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haha way to stand your ground
 
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