FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

Jason

Jason

Silver Member
Some funny-ass BMX kid was riding a scooter once, yelled out "INTO THE DARKNESSSS!!" and dropped in, tried to go over the end of an island, got caught and slammed so hard. He broke his wrist. He hasn't ridden on a scooter since. :D
 
salezone

salezone

Member
a couple of days ago there was this boy on a completly run down micro sprite (he was crap) he did a 180 on the quarter and the foldy gave way. so he went over to his bag and pulled out a hammer and some screws. He held the bars up straight and hammered some srews into the foldy. i asked him where he got his scooter and he said 2 i niked it from the dump"
 
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mat

Steel Member
so my shitty local park doesn't allow scooters, so i usually jump the fence and ride when its closed in the winter. but the other day i went and asked the attendant guy if i could ride and he said i could. after watching for a while he said i could ride whenever hes working there. so later on i was talking to him, and he said he knows brian murphy.
 
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JarradSmith

Jarrad Smith (Gen Y)
i was at my local with my frend rite and there was this little kid on a bike. He wasnt even doing anythin except roll down the bank then turn around and go bak up and do it again. So all i did was drop in then out of no where he pops up and i smash straight into his front weel and my scooter just flies outta my hands does an inward bri and smashes me rite in the bak of the head!!! It f'ucking hurt like crazy. But then his dad came running ova and was like " WAT ARE U DOING!!! U HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THE OLDER KIDS SON" to his kid and pretty much dragged him out of the park
 
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scoots64

Austin Bartlett
mat said:
so my shitty local park doesn't allow scooters, so i usually jump the fence and ride when its closed in the winter. but the other day i went and asked the attendant guy if i could ride and he said i could. after watching for a while he said i could ride whenever hes working there. so later on i was talking to him, and he said he knows brian murphy.
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MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

MattThomMakesMeWarmInside

Silver Member
Jarrad Smith said:
i was at my local with my frend rite and there was this little kid on a bike. He wasnt even doing anythin except roll down the bank then turn around and go bak up and do it again. So all i did was drop in then out of no where he pops up and i smash straight into his front weel and my scooter just flies outta my hands does an inward bri and smashes me rite in the bak of the head!!! It f'ucking hurt like crazy. But then his dad came running ova and was like " WAT ARE U DOING!!! U HAVE TO WATCH OUT FOR THE OLDER KIDS SON" to his kid and pretty much dragged him out of the park
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wow I thought he was going to yell at YOU. I dont even begin to understand why parents take their little kids to skateparks. "like lulz theres bikes so i should take ma kid there who ride a bike there" It makes me extremely mad.
 
Stevenson

Stevenson

Steel Member
Some little kid was so annoying saying I Speak English for like 20 minutes straight. He grabbed my friends skateboard (Iwas on my scooter) and threw it in a bush. So my friend chucked his bike in the bush and it took him like 10 minutes to get it out. His grandma was my neighbour so she bitched at after. I just walked away laughing. So that is why little kids piss me off.
 
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Racer52

Member
some little gay kid on a fusion was at the park all day and wouldnt let me ride it so finally i called him a pussy and he told his mommy on me so then his mom sat down there and watched him get into everyones way
 
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jonnyq

Member
i was at the skatepark with a couple ppl and there was this little fatass on a bike and i kept saying "woah!" everytime he did the smallest jump and he told his brother(20) i called him a "little fucking fatass bitch" and his brother started to yell at me like he knew me. i hate fatasses
 
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ben-pat-bro

Member
i was at my local
and there was this little faggot there
he went to drop in went over the bars and broke his humorious
so every body was sitting at the top of the vert watching the ambulance people do there thing
haha
he was cring like a pussy the whole time
 
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tryit

Bronze member
at the park near me there was this guy who was drugged up and wasted and he was sitting at the top of the vert and goes to drop in and just as he gets to the edge he just falls sideways like he didnt even try to drop in and lands flat on his baack from like 12 feet up lol
 
Tylerr.

Tylerr.

Super Moderator
Staff member
its always fun when all the locals drop acid and play guitar.
i love my local<333
 
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Jake026

Member
hahaa tyler try dropping then scooting. jk.
And yeah at my kinda local theres a bank and then a hand rail and then a 9 stair and when new kids go there on there bikes they ride down the steps and eat it. And it is hilarious lmfao.
 
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GNarNik

Member
my friend coon and i were at renegade and this kid was like dude you scooter your gay, and coon whipped his scooter at the kid and knocked him out and we got kicked out for the rest of that session but it was totally worth it.
 
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jonnyq

Member
not really at a skatepark but a skater called me gay for scootering and i told them to look up terry price and he came back the next day and couldnt get over how awsome he is
 
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d

Member
at my local these guys that are always there were fighting and one of then shoots the board do the 1/4 and chips it well the gut that shot it down well his board is in the middle of the park the guy who got his borad chiped run to go get and steps on the other guys board and just snaps it like nothing it was so funny
 
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Brandenberger120

Member
I Finally saw another scooter-er? but anyways i asked if he could bar spins and he said" I sorta can" so he starts riding try to barspin and ends up slapping his balls with his hand... i laughed sooo hard
 
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