FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

[jacksongross]

yer..anyway back to the thread..
there was some little dweeb standing on this hip and i asked him to move and he went up the side of the hip and slid down and he was just sitting there so i was like fuck this went full speed and as i was about to hit the hip he stood up and i hucked as hard as i could and my deck hit him in the side of the head and i rolled away lol

 

[Tylerr.]

Ew marshmellow.



okay.
im at the park like two days ago.
comps come by.
everyone yells 5-0!
the cops dont stop and this dad is like "what a whole big bunch of little fucking pussys"
to his 8 year old kid.

then like an hour later all the skaters write (NO SCOOTERS) on the mini ramp. this guy notices and gets his sons scooter and starts yelling at the people who did it (16 to 18 year old kids) hes like want me to call the cops and watch all your bitch asses run again? and he said the funnnest shiiiiit ever/

 

[tunney]

Chasing Tanner into the bathroom while he is in nothing but boxers.

Filmed =] hahahaha

 

[rayan17]

Chasing Tanner into the bathroom while he is in nothing but boxers.

Filmed =] hahahaha

that just sounds hella funny
post it

 

[Tylerr.]

Chasing Tanner into the bathroom while he is in nothing but boxers.

Filmed =] hahahaha

that just sounds hella funny
post it

Dxg!

 

[scooterjayden]

lol
the other day at my local me n my mate were the only ones there and a cop van pulls up and they search our bags and stuff then they ask for a go of our scooter, and they were riden them and one of them was filmin it on there phone it was heaps funny

 

[nick12667]

Chasing Tanner into the bathroom while he is in nothing but boxers.

Filmed =] hahahaha

lol woulda been better is someone got him

 

[humpurple kushiones]

some fatass on a cruser was starting with everyone and getting in everyones way riding up and down the ramps .... so when he went to take a shit, we took his scooter apart and though the pieces every were ........ he looked to find his scooter, but only found pieces( i kept the bearing... they were good) so he grabbed the pieces and left..... i felt alittle bad..alittle, but it was wayyyy worth it

 

[Peter Luce]

some fatass on a cruser was starting with everyone and getting in everyones way riding up and down the ramps .... so when he went to take a shit, we took his scooter apart and though the pieces every were ........ he looked to find his scooter, but only found pieces( i kept the bearing... they were good) so he grabbed the pieces and left..... i felt alittle bad..alittle, but it was wayyyy worth it

was this at skate 57? thats pretty funny tho.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

some fatass on a cruser was starting with everyone and getting in everyones way riding up and down the ramps .... so when he went to take a shit, we took his scooter apart and though the pieces every were ........ he looked to find his scooter, but only found pieces( i kept the bearing... they were good) so he grabbed the pieces and left..... i felt alittle bad..alittle, but it was wayyyy worth it

was this at skate 57? thats pretty funny tho.

holly sh#t yea how did you kno?

 

[Mike Hunt]

It was him

 

[humpurple kushiones]

impossible.... the kid rode a gayy ass razor cruzer.... and weighed 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pounds

 

[Rosco]

There is this little 10 year old kid that rides my local. he has a razor pro and a $1200 bmx. all he can do is manual the box on the razor. and on bmx it is about the same. so one day a couple of us get him to try and jump the spine and he goes to foot plant on scooter and missed the coping and split it and smashed himself right in the balls. funniest thing i have ever seen. lol.

 

[Peter Luce]

some fatass on a cruser was starting with everyone and getting in everyones way riding up and down the ramps .... so when he went to take a shit, we took his scooter apart and though the pieces every were ........ he looked to find his scooter, but only found pieces( i kept the bearing... they were good) so he grabbed the pieces and left..... i felt alittle bad..alittle, but it was wayyyy worth it

was this at skate 57? thats pretty funny tho.

holly sh#t yea how did you kno?

I live in denville and scoot with tom and i know you live in dover so i kind of just put two and two together. btw i was not the kid...tom.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

some fatass on a cruser was starting with everyone and getting in everyones way riding up and down the ramps .... so when he went to take a shit, we took his scooter apart and though the pieces every were ........ he looked to find his scooter, but only found pieces( i kept the bearing... they were good) so he grabbed the pieces and left..... i felt alittle bad..alittle, but it was wayyyy worth it

was this at skate 57? thats pretty funny tho.

holly sh#t yea how did you kno?

I live in denville and scoot with tom and i know you live in dover so i kind of just put two and two together. btw i was not the kid...tom.

lol sick....... we gotta ride sumtime

 

[Bret Lentine]

a skater and a biker were using my scooter playing a game of scoot and they kept falling and doing lame tricks like one footers. well the biker calls a double tailwhip and the skater goes "if you land this ill let you f*ck my grandma"

 

[Blaise]

^^^ the only one i actually laughed at lol
yesterday at my local woodbridge this biker who im cool with was doing the 5ft spine while some orller blader chick was passing through and he almosted landed on her she feel and it looked like she was getting raped she feel so dramaticly lol

 

[Corey]

i went to the skatepark today....
then i left.

 

[Behlau]

One time Corey Winard came to the park with Sandals, and no shirt.

 

[hector]

okay got quite the share of stories one day i was trying to boost super high out a quartar so i can jump a ledge thats a good distance away and some skater from half way around the park never stoped so i kept gong and i jumped so high he never stoped i hit the top of his head and i did a front flip off the scooter landing on my back the funny thing was his hat flew off when i hit him. The next thing is to me hector cavazos and john radtke by far the funniest thing we ever heard we were standing in front of the park and som jogger runs right in front of us like and inch away and jukes us out and sais AWHOOOOOO lmao i dont know how to spell out the sound.