FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK
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i got into a fight at my local skatepark this chav chick was starting on me and she tried to punch me,so i nutted her in the face (i headbutted her,right in the face).then she tried to kick me,so i slammed my scooter right on her shins,lol.then her brother started on me,so i nutted him in the face.
ROFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!!
ROFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!!
scooterforlyf
Member
gangbang, your mother,my boyz nuff said.
ALRIGHT so this is the best thign that ever happened to me soo far lol and its EPIC FAIL, no lie u cant even say this isnt.
ok well i took my scooter and it kinda "fell" in some muddy mulch and it got the grips/bars all muddy and my friend was talkin to me and told me to go get somethuing from his car and i was like really inspecting my bars and like consetrating on them lol. i walked down not paying attention to waht i was doin and there were only two SILVER cars in the parking lot (one being my friends and the other just a random skater) so i opened the door and looked at the side panel and was like wow since when did aaron get camo door paneling, not paying attention i pulled the trunk lever(surpising that was the wrong car and it had the lever in the same place as my friends) then i walked around to the back and pulled up the trunk and there was all this stuff in there and then i was like how did this get here? then i loooked at the car and i was like, WAIT this is the wrong car and the guys was standing on top of the quarter pipe looking like wtf are u doin in my car idk u lol. and i was like oh sorry wrong car. felt like a dumb*ss and then i went over to my friends car still feeling like the biggest dumb*ss of 08 lol so is this epic fail?!
ok well i took my scooter and it kinda "fell" in some muddy mulch and it got the grips/bars all muddy and my friend was talkin to me and told me to go get somethuing from his car and i was like really inspecting my bars and like consetrating on them lol. i walked down not paying attention to waht i was doin and there were only two SILVER cars in the parking lot (one being my friends and the other just a random skater) so i opened the door and looked at the side panel and was like wow since when did aaron get camo door paneling, not paying attention i pulled the trunk lever(surpising that was the wrong car and it had the lever in the same place as my friends) then i walked around to the back and pulled up the trunk and there was all this stuff in there and then i was like how did this get here? then i loooked at the car and i was like, WAIT this is the wrong car and the guys was standing on top of the quarter pipe looking like wtf are u doin in my car idk u lol. and i was like oh sorry wrong car. felt like a dumb*ss and then i went over to my friends car still feeling like the biggest dumb*ss of 08 lol so is this epic fail?!
scootsteve
Member
moky thats exactly what i thought...
you dont pick on girls you puff
you dont pick on girls you puff
blindscooterboy
Steel Member
well me and my friend john were at our local skatepark and 2 kids maybe 7 and 10 were throwing there skateboards around and almost hits johns bike so john gets mad cause he doesnt want some dumb kids throwing their boards around his bike, he yells at them and gets the point across, but they're mouthy fuckers and almost pick a fight with john, course john doesnt hit them cause hes 15 anyways they leave call there dad and then some 400 pound fatass comes and pushes john around almost down the step up and steps on his feet where he has a chipped bone and hes just being a bitch, called the cops and hes going to court now seeing as hes 40 and johns 15
fucking hilarious when it happened though
fucking hilarious when it happened though
JonnyJonDogg
Member
god it was funny yesterday, some little kid kept being cheeky and my friend craig punched him in the balls twice, then he was crying on the floor, and he started bein cheeky to my other friend james, so james punched him and his nose started bleeding then his dad came and sed he will report them to the police
Bret Lentine
Member
moky said:
hahahahahahaha
Kk lol so i was at woodward last year and this cheer girl was all over this kids dick like trying to get him to like hook up wit her er some shit. and she comes up with the brilliant idea to let him jump over her on his bike on a flyout
Bottom line is she was wayyyy far back and he landed on her ribs lol... she was so fucked up and crying and shit. omg stupid cheer hoe.
and then yeahhh. 1 time i was trying to gap this shit. handle bars come out.... its a bad fucking idea to try to land no handed lol
Bottom line is she was wayyyy far back and he landed on her ribs lol... she was so fucked up and crying and shit. omg stupid cheer hoe.
and then yeahhh. 1 time i was trying to gap this shit. handle bars come out.... its a bad fucking idea to try to land no handed lol
scootsteve
Member
Jak said:
ben, listening to him.... it could do wonders for you.
i went to go to a park real early and get there before anyone else (7am, me nd my friends were extremely bored and wanted to ride before it got hot)
when we started riding a homeless guy popped up outta no where and yelled at us for waking him.
apparently he was asleep behind the extension on the bowl, but we couldnt see him because we came in on the other side of the park.
no lie. it was one of the weirdest/funniest things i've seen at a park
oh and JDben, how do u even get headbutt out of nutted?
when we started riding a homeless guy popped up outta no where and yelled at us for waking him.
apparently he was asleep behind the extension on the bowl, but we couldnt see him because we came in on the other side of the park.
no lie. it was one of the weirdest/funniest things i've seen at a park
oh and JDben, how do u even get headbutt out of nutted?
ya i told this kid i would give a cigarette if he dropped off a 9 foot at the sayreville skatepark and he went to drop in and friggen just slammed his face down on the edge of his board the board went acrossed the bowl flew up and hit the little kid in the head i fell off my scooter and just started cracking up