FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

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Encarmine

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Lol its not really a skatepark but at my local bmx dirt jumps there were these two kids on bargain bin mountain bikes (like really cheap) riding over and detsroying the jumps. So we told em to shove off, and they did, but then thay came back with this huge fat guy (musta been their dad), like seriously big 6ft tall 4ft wide lol. And so we stood there as he shouted at us and then as he walked away one of my friends shouted "Yeah whatever fatass" and he came waddling back like real fast and he was all red haha it was so funny, we rid in circles around him and he kept trying to hit us.
And after he'd given up, we were going home along the road and this car pulls out right in front of us so we swerve onto the pavement, and it was the fat guy! So we bombed it home while he was chasing us in the car, it was pretty funny cause he kept swearing at us out the window, lol.
 
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zprestoe

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Jak said:
Lol its not really a skatepark but at my local bmx dirt jumps there were these two kids on bargain bin mountain bikes (like really cheap) riding over and detsroying the jumps. So we told em to shove off, and they did, but then thay came back with this huge fat guy (musta been their dad), like seriously big 6ft tall 4ft wide lol. And so we stood there as he shouted at us and then as he walked away one of my friends shouted "Yeah whatever fatass" and he came waddling back like real fast and he was all red haha it was so funny, we rid in circles around him and he kept trying to hit us.
And after he'd given up, we were going home along the road and this car pulls out right in front of us so we swerve onto the pavement, and it was the fat guy! So we bombed it home while he was chasing us in the car, it was pretty funny cause he kept swearing at us out the window, lol.
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Rosco

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Apple iZackk. said:
Jak said:
Lol its not really a skatepark but at my local bmx dirt jumps there were these two kids on bargain bin mountain bikes (like really cheap) riding over and detsroying the jumps. So we told em to shove off, and they did, but then thay came back with this huge fat guy (musta been their dad), like seriously big 6ft tall 4ft wide lol. And so we stood there as he shouted at us and then as he walked away one of my friends shouted "Yeah whatever fatass" and he came waddling back like real fast and he was all red haha it was so funny, we rid in circles around him and he kept trying to hit us.
And after he'd given up, we were going home along the road and this car pulls out right in front of us so we swerve onto the pavement, and it was the fat guy! So we bombed it home while he was chasing us in the car, it was pretty funny cause he kept swearing at us out the window, lol.
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lol. there is this really fat dude in my town and we were up at the shops and this black kid started yelling aye phil morgan (fat dude)
you got any like a thousand times then this lady started yelling at him from out of her car window leave the poor guy alone. so he started saying it in a really high pitch voice then when the fat dude came back he shit himself and jumped on his bike and pedalled flat out down the street. lol it was funny at the time
 
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c4scooters

Barspins
some fag at the my other local took off all his clothes except his boxers and was skating around and his flapjacks fell out
 
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Kakashi64

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One time, I was bored at my local, so i went to alley oop(I was spinning blind) and I had this big runup, and i was only looking to my right, and theres this bank next to it and this like 9yr old drops his skateboard down and I couldnt see the spin (im going blind remember?) and i landed right in the middle of this like K-mart Spiderman Deck and it snapped, I said sorry to the kid and rode away.
It was hella funny cuz that kid was like snaking and hating on scooters lol.
 
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Jarryd M

Member
Some little kid who was snaking everyone on some shitty rusted up scooter rolled up a quarter, didn't know how to turn and when he got to the top he just fell right to the bottom. Probably would of hurt but I was laughing anyway.
 
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harris

BEN HARRIS
haha little kids are so dumb....there was a little kid who was riding around on a 26 inch mountain bike. Both his wheels were quick release and the front one was loose. He went about a foot of the side of our spine, wheel fell out, forks dug into floor and faceplanted...it was soo good:)
 
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sgntmajor097

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MeowRahh

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So me and my friend were at my local, just taking a break sitting on the bottom of the quarter. And there were these little kids like rolling a baseball over the spine but they stopped when we sat and one of the kids had heelies on. So he was trying to be cool rolling around in them and he went on top of this box that had a bank that wasn't very steep and right before he hit the bottom of the bank my friend was just like "...Pussy" in a really deep voice and the kid face planted... Probably one of the funniest things I've ever seen because he just got up and tried to play it off like a hardcore kid. Haha
 
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Jon Reyes

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when stupid ppl stand on the coping when your about to trick in that spot, and you fastplant as high as you can and he gets the sheit scared out of him and never does it again. Happens every 1/3 times i go to throgs neck.
 
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Encarmine

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^^^^^ so true
e.g annoying sheit happened at my local, didnt go there for 3 months, back when i did we had like a soilid team of like 5-6 riders (scooter) and no gay little kids, went last week and like wtf billion shitty little 12 year olds with bolted jd's that cant tailwhip flat and hog the gay flyout box, so fucking annoying.
So yeah there were on our 6ft pipe with a load of kids trying to drop it with their rides like right over the coping so as jon said I fastplants to a big air and this kid actually shits himself no jokes he like screams and drops his scooter and it slides to the bottom of the ramp, i just miss it. It was so funny i aired out next to him and shouted WTF in his face and his just ran down the ramp and away lol.
 
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