FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

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Platinum timmy

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So today at my local i rode there with my friend and when we got there it was pretty packed and we saw some other scooter riders so we went to see them
One of them was pretty small and had a really high pitched voice and first thing i thought was another scooter noob that can barely bunny hop
Next thing i know he pulls out a 360 bri and is like "or i need to catch it better" that pretty much blew my mind so im like wtf how old are you and he said he was 9 i was like :O


One time at a park i was seshing a small bowl with some other scooter riders when some random guy comes out of nowhere with a beer in his hand sits down and starts talking crap
"Wtf is this retard doing"
"Your mum was doing better then that last night"
"Your meant to f'n land back on it"
This guy was like 40 it was so random we were all pissing ourselves


One time this family came along and thought it would be nice to have lunch at the skatepark so after lunch the parents go away and say have fun pretty much so the kids decide to use the slides at the skatepark instead of the playground right next to it

So their sliding down snaking everyone, getting in everyones way then they go over to the skaters seshing the mini ramp they were around 18-20 and they snake one skater and he chucks down his board and goes "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING, DONT COME HERE GETTING IN EVERYONES WAY WHEN THERES A FUCKING HUGE PLAYGROUND RIGHT THERE, GET THE FUCK OUT" the kids run out crying, and although i felt kinda bad for them they really did deserve it
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
Honestly, I've only had one thing interesting happen to me. It wasn't at a park because I will never ride park, but this seems like the most appropriate place to write it so yeah....

Me and my friends Dalton, Chris, and Jimmy were hitting up some ledges at a gas station near the local park when the gas station owner came out and yelled at us to go ride at the park and to get off his property. I can't stand park but were about to leave anyways to go to a new spot when this drunk guy filling up his beat up old ass Mercedes Turbo Diesel looked at us and remarked, "Yeah you stupid teenagers, go home. Isn't it past your bedtime?"

I was just amazed the guy actually said anything because of how fucked up he looked but anyways Dalton turned to him and was like, "Sure dad, we'll go home. But first can I borrow your car and overall's for school tomorrow? I'd be a hit with the ladies."

The guy obviously didn't know how bad he just got burned and finished filling up his car and put his gas cap back on and walked over to us. He put up his fist with his thumbs sticking up and it just made us all laugh even harder. We started riding circles around him getting him confused cause he was trying to swing at all of us while spinning around and being drunk. He goes after Dalton who rides behind him and drops his scooter behind the guy and moves around in front of him. The guy throws like one drunken punch and misses and Dalton pushes him, the guy stumbles backwards and trips over Dalton's scooter and falls to the ground. At this point we're all riding away down the street laughing so hard we can't even ride straight. The guy doesn't give up though. He gets in his car and starts trying to run us down. Well lucky for us we know the area very well and use a tried and true emergency route which involves going onto the sidewalk and jumping down a 5 stair near a cafe and then riding for like 20 feet before doing a boneless or a bunny hop over a small planter box and going off a 4 foot drop. Anyone chasing us in a car will have to stop and run down the stairs after us. We jump over the planter and turn around to look at the guy who stops and starts to reverse. Curious to what he is going to do we stop riding for a second and watch. All of sudden we hear the tires squeal and the guys fucking ramps his car down the stairs and destroys the damn thing. He's stuck and can't go anywhere and I nearly shit bricks I was laughing so hard. We ride off back to my house and stayed high on adrenaline all night long.
 
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adamsta13

Member
lol me and two of my friends and some random kid are riding this two block,
and all these beaners come up, and they are like d-mn scooters are gay.
and my friends like yeah dude, we take it up the ass.
so the stupid beaners are like what you talkin shit?
and i was like dude we called ourselfs gay wtf?
and this kids like you want to step up homes?
and the random kid we are with says "sure, ill step up the curb dog"
i nearly died laughing.
 
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Platinum timmy

Member
One time there was this retarded kid in the big bowl at my local, running up and down the quaters and this was a sunday so the park was packed and there was like 3 skaters with the decks hanging over the coping (Meaning gtfo pretty much) and i was waiting also so we waited for like 2 mins the the fat mum comes over and yells at him to come out and he kept yelling NO! so after like 5 min of the mum trying to get her kid out a skater just grabs his arm when he runs up the quater and basically chucks him out then drops in


So i was talking to my cousin on the way to my local and he was asking whats the most common question you get asked and i said it was
is that a razor pro?
Wherd you get your bars from?
How long have you been riding for?
and when we got there a few scooter kids asked me those exact questions we lol'd

Neither storys are really that funny now that i think of it, you had to be there
 
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Rosco

Member
Kyper said:
Honestly, I've only had one thing interesting happen to me. It wasn't at a park because I will never ride park, but this seems like the most appropriate place to write it so yeah....

Me and my friends Dalton, Chris, and Jimmy were hitting up some ledges at a gas station near the local park when the gas station owner came out and yelled at us to go ride at the park and to get off his property. I can't stand park but were about to leave anyways to go to a new spot when this drunk guy filling up his beat up old ass Mercedes Turbo Diesel looked at us and remarked, "Yeah you stupid teenagers, go home. Isn't it past your bedtime?"

I was just amazed the guy actually said anything because of how fucked up he looked but anyways Dalton turned to him and was like, "Sure dad, we'll go home. But first can I borrow your car and overall's for school tomorrow? I'd be a hit with the ladies."

The guy obviously didn't know how bad he just got burned and finished filling up his car and put his gas cap back on and walked over to us. He put up his fist with his thumbs sticking up and it just made us all laugh even harder. We started riding circles around him getting him confused cause he was trying to swing at all of us while spinning around and being drunk. He goes after Dalton who rides behind him and drops his scooter behind the guy and moves around in front of him. The guy throws like one drunken punch and misses and Dalton pushes him, the guy stumbles backwards and trips over Dalton's scooter and falls to the ground. At this point we're all riding away down the street laughing so hard we can't even ride straight. The guy doesn't give up though. He gets in his car and starts trying to run us down. Well lucky for us we know the area very well and use a tried and true emergency route which involves going onto the sidewalk and jumping down a 5 stair near a cafe and then riding for like 20 feet before doing a boneless or a bunny hop over a small planter box and going off a 4 foot drop. Anyone chasing us in a car will have to stop and run down the stairs after us. We jump over the planter and turn around to look at the guy who stops and starts to reverse. Curious to what he is going to do we stop riding for a second and watch. All of sudden we hear the tires squeal and the guys fucking ramps his car down the stairs and destroys the damn thing. He's stuck and can't go anywhere and I nearly shit bricks I was laughing so hard. We ride off back to my house and stayed high on adrenaline all night long.
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haha.Thats a good effort to be driving if he was so plastered. Thats funny as.
 
Kyper

Kyper

Member
Lowrider said:
Kyper said:
Honestly, I've only had one thing interesting happen to me. It wasn't at a park because I will never ride park, but this seems like the most appropriate place to write it so yeah....

Me and my friends Dalton, Chris, and Jimmy were hitting up some ledges at a gas station near the local park when the gas station owner came out and yelled at us to go ride at the park and to get off his property. I can't stand park but were about to leave anyways to go to a new spot when this drunk guy filling up his beat up old ass Mercedes Turbo Diesel looked at us and remarked, "Yeah you stupid teenagers, go home. Isn't it past your bedtime?"

I was just amazed the guy actually said anything because of how fucked up he looked but anyways Dalton turned to him and was like, "Sure dad, we'll go home. But first can I borrow your car and overall's for school tomorrow? I'd be a hit with the ladies."

The guy obviously didn't know how bad he just got burned and finished filling up his car and put his gas cap back on and walked over to us. He put up his fist with his thumbs sticking up and it just made us all laugh even harder. We started riding circles around him getting him confused cause he was trying to swing at all of us while spinning around and being drunk. He goes after Dalton who rides behind him and drops his scooter behind the guy and moves around in front of him. The guy throws like one drunken punch and misses and Dalton pushes him, the guy stumbles backwards and trips over Dalton's scooter and falls to the ground. At this point we're all riding away down the street laughing so hard we can't even ride straight. The guy doesn't give up though. He gets in his car and starts trying to run us down. Well lucky for us we know the area very well and use a tried and true emergency route which involves going onto the sidewalk and jumping down a 5 stair near a cafe and then riding for like 20 feet before doing a boneless or a bunny hop over a small planter box and going off a 4 foot drop. Anyone chasing us in a car will have to stop and run down the stairs after us. We jump over the planter and turn around to look at the guy who stops and starts to reverse. Curious to what he is going to do we stop riding for a second and watch. All of sudden we hear the tires squeal and the guys fucking ramps his car down the stairs and destroys the damn thing. He's stuck and can't go anywhere and I nearly shit bricks I was laughing so hard. We ride off back to my house and stayed high on adrenaline all night long.
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haha.Thats a good effort to be driving if he was so plastered. Thats funny as.
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I dunno if he was hammered or not but he sure seemed like it.
 
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adamsta13

Member
lol lol lol today me and twan went on an adventure to tempe skatepark. we were on the bus and it like brokedown or something. so the bus driver starts kicking the pedal for like 5 minutes, and the whole bus was shaking. it was hillarious.

now that i think about it, he was starting the bus, so it makes sense. but it was mad funny at the time.
 
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wadekinkade

Member
ANYWAY yesterday at my local a little kid fought some mexican cos the mexican got in his way it was funny cos the little kid was so pissed off.
and if your gonna hate on scooters gtfo cos in case you didnt notice this is SCOOTER RESOURCE
 
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Encarmine

Member
not exactly funny but i hate this
basically didnt go to my local for aggggeeessss cause i was having more fun street, then last month i decided to go check out the local. Last time I went, i was part of this group of riders who were actually decent.
Well now i went back and there are like a gazillion little kids of unbolted ungripped jdbugs that can hardly flyout, and do nothing but bunnyhop flat and just snake eveyrone a bitch.
so gay i havent been back since but going this weekend, hope there arent so many then
 
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adamsta13

Member
poor twan fell today and somehow hit his d-ck):
it was horrible
but i kinda lol'd,
cause right when he landed he was like
"oh my d-ck!" and just fell over
 
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