FUNNY THINGs THAT HAPPEN AT THE SKATEPARK

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Encarmine

Member
Last week at this ghetto park (hengrove), the local bmx shop team were there.
So I rolled up on my scooter hoping there werent too many chav bmxers there and there were about 150, lol. And the bmx team were rippin it up, as they are pretty good.
Near the end they brought up this big box from their van and it was full of dvds bar ends etc to give away, so they told everyone to get in the bowl and they chucked it in and filmed it.
Now, when you get about 100 chavvy hard-nut bmxers in a 7-8ft bowl fighting eachother for seats and bar ends, its hilarious.
There was on very funny bit though, this huge guy who musta weighed like 220 pounds stomped over to this skinny tall kid cause he just got a seat and was trying to climb back out the bowl. So the huge guy grabbed him, chucked him into the middle of the fight, and grabbed the seat as the skinny dude dropped it haha.

I sorta watched, i didnt go in the bowl casuse i didnt want my teeth knocked out lol.
and hengrove isnt ghetto in the crap ramps way, naw the concrete ramps are sick, but its in a pretty rough area of bristol.
 
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Encarmine

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Parker said:
That must be a big bowl.
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Lol well the funny part is that it wasnt. About the size of a moshpit really haha, it was so funny to watch all these little kids getting owned by big burly chavs.
And when I say 7-8ft bowl I mean wideness, its like 5ft in height.
 
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JDBen

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moky said:
JDBen said:
i got into a fight at my local skatepark this chav chick was starting on me and she tried to punch me,so i nutted her in the face (i headbutted her,right in the face).then she tried to kick me,so i slammed my scooter right on her shins,lol.then her brother started on me,so i nutted him in the face.

ROFLMFAOOL!!!!!!!!
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wow... you can beat up a girl, what an idiot.

oh and by the way this never happened did it? you just decided to make yourself seem E-hard. good job, you fail at life.
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yes it did happen,and im sick of all this "dont hit a girl" crap,if a girl wanted to rob you,what you gunna do? just stand there and "i cant hit you"? no,youd get your ass haded to you.

Im sick of people who on SR like one day,ONE SINGLE DAY!!!!!! and they act all like hard and knowedgable.bottom line,it did happen and get that Prik out your mouth,im sick of getting bothered all the time

and dont reply cuz ill verbally kill you and get banned again,so im gunna rise above it.
 
Chaseme37

Chaseme37

Member
^^^^

1. no one can take you seriously with that haircut

2. rising above it meaning.... not replying? oh wait, you just did that, which means you haven't risen above it

ooooops
 
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JDBen

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Staff member
Chaseme37 said:
^^^^

1. no one can take you seriously with that haircut

2. rising above it meaning.... not replying? oh wait, you just did that, which means you haven't risen above it

ooooops
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no sed i didnt want himto reply to the comment i just put dummy
 
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reuben furzedown

Member
i was at my local, skaterham and there was loads of little kids like 5 and under with rubbish scooters that cant whip riding the ramps all there mums and dads were there at this scooter session watching there children ride i even heard a dad say 'my childs progressing so well' to another parent while there child tride droping on a 3ft quater and droped lol, so i went in and started riding and double tailwhped the spine i was bare wierd the whole park went silent as i was riding so i basicaly had the whole park to myself 4 about 3 hours because the little kids stoped riding after they saw me doin proper tricks. lol
 
Chaseme37

Chaseme37

Member
JDBen said:
Chaseme37 said:
^^^^

1. no one can take you seriously with that haircut

2. rising above it meaning.... not replying? oh wait, you just did that, which means you haven't risen above it

ooooops
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no sed i didnt want himto reply to the comment i just put dummy
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I'm not gonna take the time to explain your flawed logic, so I'll just "rise above it"

look at me all high and mighty. hopefully I don't end up making myself look like an idiot and call you a "dummy" or something.

...dummy

oh crap I just did it. dang. looks like I haven't risen above anything.




oh wait... it also looks like I just used an example to explain your flawed logic, rather than just spelling it out for you! I hope you catch the ironyyyy :)
 
Scott Trainer

Scott Trainer

Super Moderator
Staff member
jdben, ur tired of people acting like they kno everything. u ever stop to think that this is a "online scooter community" where people help each other with tips that they KNOW.
and dude, acting like a tough guy over the internet is pointless, just stop
 
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nobody

Member
At my park once, the was this kid and I was working on airwalk-barspins and he had no wheels, He keeps sliding down the halfpipe on his butt and while hes walking up the ramp he meets my foot, it was so funny.
 
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Ethan Spence

Bronze member
Julian Stevens said:
omfg matt. marshmallow from TIC. that ----ing kid follows me all over TIC, "do you wanna buy my bars?" "how do you turndown flat?" "sell me a metalcore" "PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE' lmfao. I HATE HIM SO MUCH.
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i know like its not right to make fun of scooter riders and their skill level..but the kid can barely tailwhip and has a 10x better scooter than me.
 
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wadekinkade

Member
the worst part was the little dood spit right in his face like right almost in his mouth and eyes and everyone was standing on top of a wave so like two ninety pound kids just went at it LAWLZ
 
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