Wow never mind, they discontinued the Hybrids and made the Tenador-Ten's, which are one piece aluminum and come with a starnut already in them haha
"The Tenedor fork is an all aluminum CNC machined threadless one piece fork. The design is similar to the Hybrid forks introduced earlier this year. The Tenedor replaced the threadless Hybrid forks (Threaded Hybrids will continue to be produced.) The fork is prepared for HIC or SCS compression. No starnut needed. The Tenedor comes in 7 colors and raw aluminum and comes with zero or 10mm offset. Made in USA. "
These should be added to the list to avoid further confusion like what I just had!
Threadless DSA Forks WILL NOT TAKE STANDART HIC STARNUTS, My left pointer finger is presumably broken and now I and hopefully all the readers of this thread now know... Don't even attempt it