YOUR INJURY

Geordie

Steel Member
today i psyched up so badly
my friend described me as the hulk hahah
i was seshing the middle bowl at my skatepark and some fuking retarded touro fuck of a kid desides to roll in on his rusty piece of shit bike head on into me while im halfway through my sesh
i get up look at my hand thats hell cut up and shit and i just exploded
i was yelling so fuking loud " GET FUCKED U LITTLE CUNT, WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK U ARE DOING, GO THE FUCK BACK TO WHERE EVER U CAME FROM"
so he laughs
~:(
and he says "can i get my bike now?"
~:( ~i YELL "FUCK NO", picked the bike up 1 handed and threw it into the air higher than what i though i could throw a bike (about 8 ft high :))
move >--< that far from his face and just yell at him (while spitting profusely) U HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD IVE EVER MET U STUPID CUNT,
extra loud >> FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he got spit all over his face shitting himself standing there stunned
i walk out of the bowl and hes like "can i go now" :(
i yell " DIDNT I JUST TELL U TO FUCK OFF"
he rode away so quickly hahah
then i went to the doctor and got my hand checked and i didnt need a tetanus needle or stitches :)
thats my story :)
 

dan-1097

Member
Once i did a 360 and landed on the back wheel, Fell back and landed on my tail bone and broke it. That is the only serious injury ive ever had
 
i fell doing the stupidiest thing i was eating a fudgcycle and i was draggin my scooter behind me and it got tangled in my legs and i fell got a a couple of cuts and broozes and idropped my fudgcycle :'(
 

qwxor

I got myself banned.
hhahahaha im so gay

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fly

Member
yesterday i went for my first downside and kind of landed it but hit the tractor in the garage and deskined my left ebow and cut up part of my leg
 

Rory.c

Member
i was doing 360 flips and as i pulled it my front wheel broke and threw me to the side and i smashed my ankle on a sub box and broke it
 

vankyle68

Member
i chipped my tooth on my handle bars...like half of my tooth fell off....uuuhhh...and then like i tried to clear a box gap and landed with on foot and the other went back and i pulled a muscle...but thats it...nothing serious...
 

vankyle68

Member
jawlad[AIR said:
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today i psyched up so badly
my friend described me as the hulk hahah
i was seshing the middle bowl at my skatepark and some fuking retarded touro fuck of a kid desides to roll in on his rusty piece of shit bike head on into me while im halfway through my sesh
i get up look at my hand thats hell cut up and shit and i just exploded
i was yelling so fuking loud " GET FUCKED U LITTLE CUNT, WHAT THE FUCK DO U THINK U ARE DOING, GO THE FUCK BACK TO WHERE EVER U CAME FROM"
so he laughs
~:(
and he says "can i get my bike now?"
~:( ~i YELL "FUCK NO", picked the bike up 1 handed and threw it into the air higher than what i though i could throw a bike (about 8 ft high :))
move >--< that far from his face and just yell at him (while spitting profusely) U HAVE TO BE THE BIGGEST FUCKING RETARD IVE EVER MET U STUPID CUNT,
extra loud >> FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he got spit all over his face shitting himself standing there stunned
i walk out of the bowl and hes like "can i go now" :(
i yell " DIDNT I JUST TELL U TO FUCK OFF"
he rode away so quickly hahah
then i went to the doctor and got my hand checked and i didnt need a tetanus needle or stitches :)
thats my story :)


dudes thats so funny.....i've had things like that happen where someone ran into me and i scared them...somethimes i scare them for fun :D
 

Rory.c

Member
i landed on a kid the other day, i was jumping penriths fairly large street spine juts styling, and a id went right nere the landing and i fell on top f him haha. i ate crap though
 
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