Falls Because Your A Clutz Thread

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Bymy

Bronze member
this isn't scootering but when i was running up the down escalater ( lol i know it was fun ) i tripped and jammed my knee into the spikey things i couldn't feel a thing to and i still have like a indent lol
 
Zach!

Zach!

Steel Member
i was racing my friend down a hill at tonight and i clipped the back peg with my foot and flipped over the handle bars
 
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Jake Carlyon

Steel Member
haha i was talking to a friend and laughing when i went to just drop in one day, wasnt concentrating at all. ate shit dropping in?! most retarded stack of my life. went straight over the bars haha
 
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losernoah

Member
just strolling around these fairly high curbs whiping off and onto. when just jumping up one to get to the other my front wheel hit the top of the curb and i flipped over the bars landing on my elbow and eating a bit of shit. still have scars from not paying attention haha.
 
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Scott Freibaum

Steel Member
this isnt about me but some kid was like i wanna try a scooter. and some kid with a stock pro model was like here try. we were all leaving cause it was raining hella hard. he goes for this huge euro. he didnt relize that wet wheels dont work. he jumps perfectly ride and he lands it slips out and he hits his head. funny as hell
 
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Tanner!

Steel Member
this was last summer, but i was with a friend, my girlfriend and her best friend, and im scootering and texting and all the sudden i roll into a crack, throw my phone like 10 feet, scooter goes flying, i fall on my elbow and knee and it makes a huge cut on my elbow and i couldnt walk the rest of the day cuz of my knee, it was soooo embarassing...
 
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Jacek

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Tanner! said:
this was last summer, but i was with a friend, my girlfriend and her best friend,
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At least you have a girlfriend. Anyways i was in my other house cleanin up cause were renting it out to ppl, i trip down the last stairs and put my full body weight on my big to ( i bent it to 90+ degrees) and then out of pain, i collapse on my ankle but i twisted it sideways as i landed. now i have 2 broken big toes, and a "locked" ankle that i cant move in any direction.
 
BrandonWeir

BrandonWeir

Steel Member
Couple summers ago, I was standing on top of the K2 box in SBW, while I was watching my friend roll in, my body decided to try and jump off of the bigger box onto the smaller box without my minds consent, led to my face and teeth hitting the ground before my mind got the "you're falling" memo. Yeah chipped and dead teeth, in the dentist chair like once a week for a year. Got part of my tooth stuck in my lip. Kinda sucked.
 
ConnorD

ConnorD

Steel Member
I was messing around and did a fastplant on a 5ft qp and my foot went over the coping. And i fell, and basically, i tackled the ground.
 
Andrew Young

Andrew Young

Member
i tried to bunnyhop on a friends scooter once and his scooter is wayy lighter than mine and his bars are 1" taller than mine. anyway, i hit my chin on the crossbar and bit my tongue mid air hahaha :p
 
Drew Martinez

Drew Martinez

Member
My friend came over and i had some plywood ramps and it was dark and we were jumping them and one time i go up and it snaps right in the middle and my scooter goes back and i land on my wrist haha then our other i was going up it and my wheel ripped right through it some how haha it was hillarious
 
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nickcouto

Member
ok there is this gap bi mi house and u have to stay low or u hit ur head on the tree.. so retarded me jumps as high as i can and i hit mi forehead on the branch. fell rite on mi but .. i layed there for like 20 minutes
 
dkscoots

dkscoots

Member
dudee, thats bad. lol. ive got a better one. i was hanging out with my friend justin riding my bike and fell doing a 180. i was fine until i stood up and tripped over my bars and broke my finger. im sucha idiot. :)
 
J SWEETS

J SWEETS

I'M CB!
dkscoots said:
dudee, thats bad. lol. ive got a better one. i was hanging out with my friend justin riding my bike and fell doing a 180. i was fine until i stood up and tripped over my bars and broke my finger. im sucha idiot. :)
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could totally see you do this David.
 
robtom123

robtom123

Bronze member
i was doing this like double curb gap thing and my friend said something i went to look at him and forgot that i was doing the gap and rode right into it and went over my bars
 
robtom123

robtom123

Bronze member
i went to clear a box and messed it up and got scared so took my feet off and then slipped back and hit the back of my head i was wearing a helmet and the next day had a bruise on my head
 
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