the_SD_local
I own SR.
God you are so gay. It wouldn't surprise me if you actually used that before too lol
Pick Up Line TTHHRREEAADD!!
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Anthony Bustos
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i used it on skylar and it worked lol
Anthony Bustos
Member
girl my love for u is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in
michaelwillcott
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"Nice legs,when do they open?"
Tristan Mathews
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that is fuckin good lmao,SteveM said:
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
hahahahaaAnthony Bustos said:
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?
metrocardscheme
Member
ayo bitchhhhh. come slob on this dick
humpurple kushiones
Steel Member
hahahahahahaha^^^^^
Brian Murphy
Member
hey you like snow boarding cuz u can switch front side board slide my rail
daltonkennon
Steel Member
the word of the day is legs. let's go back to my place and spread the word.
that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too.
do you work for ups? i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package.
hey girl let's play lion tamer, you get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth.
let's play war, i'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
would you like to try an australian kiss? it is just like a french kiss, but down under.
some of the best i have heard before.
that shirt is very becoming on you, but if i was on you i'd be coming too.
do you work for ups? i could have sworn i saw you checking out my package.
hey girl let's play lion tamer, you get down on all fours and i'll stick my head in your mouth.
let's play war, i'll lay down and you blow the hell out of me.
would you like to try an australian kiss? it is just like a french kiss, but down under.
some of the best i have heard before.
NYMASTER12
Member
I may not be Fred Flintstone but I can sure make your bed rock
Excuse me, but IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You know what would look great on you? Me
The body is made up of 90% water and IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢m thirsty.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, youÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢de be called McGorgeous.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
If you were Sprite, IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢d obey my thirst!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
they work
Excuse me, but IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢m new in town, can I have directions to your place?
Am I cute enough yet? Or do you need more to drink?
You know what would look great on you? Me
The body is made up of 90% water and IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢m thirsty.
All those curves! And me with no brakes!
If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, youÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢de be called McGorgeous.
Your mom was pretty good, so i figured you would be too.
If you were Sprite, IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢d obey my thirst!
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
they work
NYMASTER12
Member
Do you work at subway??? because you just gave me a footlong!!!
if you where my home work, IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢d do you on the table.
IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
u turn my software to hardware
Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid?
Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.
if you where my home work, IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢d do you on the table.
IÃ?Æ?Ã?¢Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¡Ã?¬Ã?¢ââ?¬Å¾Ã?¢ll give you a nickel to tickle my pickle!
u turn my software to hardware
Excuse me, Do you have a band-aid?
Because i cut my knee when i fell for you.