The Pickup Line Thread

[Chris Harris]

how you doin

 

[redline582]

holy shit drake, need a few pick up lines do you?

"hey, my names nick and i think your hot"

 

[Humma]

Wow Drake.. Wow.

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Lmao

 

[chadsterr]

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the icceee.

 

[Joe Hilditch]

smoooth...

 

[josepharmstrong]

they thign i do it...
hey wats up im joe wby(they sy there name) o well ur reallly cute
works everytime

 

[Steve Moore]

they thign i do it...
hey wats up im joe wby(they sy there name) o well ur reallly cute
works everytime

lrn hw 2 spll

 

[max demoss]

im like chocolt pudding i look like crap but im as sweet as can b

 

[Joe Riley]

^^ lmao

Do you think guys think with their dicks?

Girl: Yes

Well then, will you blow my mind?

HAHAHAHA.

LMAO

 

[zprestoe]

Smile if you wanna kiss me.

 

[Georgie Louis]

if you were a bugger i would pick you

 

[ryno]

I like your vagina

 

[ghost24]

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

 

[NateBaker]

Well, It's not going to suck itself
You must work at Subway because you just gave me a footlong
I'm like domino's pizza, if i dont come in 30 minutes the next one's free

 

[Brian Murphy]

im trying to fuck. you down

 

[domd]

my penis is dead mind if i burry it in your vagina.

ill bet you 20 bucks i cant kiss you on the lips.

 

[humpurple kushiones]

my penis is dead mind if i burry it in your vagina.

ill bet you 20 bucks i cant kiss you on the lips.

you would have to be sooo desperate to use the second one. to pay 20 for a kiss is like wow

 

[Corey]

yeh seriously, and what self respecting girl would want a dead dick in their ass....

 

[Alex.Peasley]

Hey, have you ever tried canadian sussage?
ill bring the meat if you grind it

 

[NickGraham.]

girl your feet must be hurtin, cause you've been running through my mind alllllll dayyyy.