Falls Because Your A Clutz Thread
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AustinNixon
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just riding down a bowl and my shoe lace gets tangled up in my back wheel and i faceplant.other time i was ppracticing bris and i was half way done when i gto destraced and my scooter flew into teh top of my head
haha, we got let off school early today, so everyone was walking into town. Me a mate were going to the SP and we were bombing down the park hill trying to get through everyone. I lost my shoe and couldn't use the brake cause it burnt my foot, and I couldn't drag it on the ground for obvious reasons. So I was yelling out "Get out of the fucking way" But a group of year 7's didn't hear me so I ended up skittling the shit of two grade sevens. I ended up with a huge burn on my foot, a holey sock and a fucked up elbow. Oh well, I didn't feel the pain cause I was to busy laughing at the grade 7's I skittled. They went flying down the hill.... lol
Kyle Falls Hard
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I just started scooting a week ago so a tail whip is basically my only trick right now. I thought I was getting good at it so I took it to a kicker at my local park. First try off the kicker I caught the deck clean as hell but I sat it down with way too much weight at the back. I landed in a manny and the scooter shot out like a rocket and I totally cracked my noggin on the concrete. Awesome.
^^ Peashooting. lol
Same Fucking hill, Same fucking result, I have a real big bump on my knee. It's not cause of a stupid grade 7 and losing my shoe this time, It was wet and I took a corner and slipped out, probably the same spot that I hit the grade 7 last week. And guess what, I flew down the hill on my head/arm/leg and by the time I got to the skatepark I couldn't ride cause it hurt like a bitch... I think I'm gonna give up bombing hills forever...
Same Fucking hill, Same fucking result, I have a real big bump on my knee. It's not cause of a stupid grade 7 and losing my shoe this time, It was wet and I took a corner and slipped out, probably the same spot that I hit the grade 7 last week. And guess what, I flew down the hill on my head/arm/leg and by the time I got to the skatepark I couldn't ride cause it hurt like a bitch... I think I'm gonna give up bombing hills forever...
Chris Buchter
Bronze member
One of my friends wanted me to tailwhip blindfolded and i put it on. He set me up and said that i have a clear path in front of me, so i pushed off, hit a bench and fliped over the bench to my face. ha classic
ScooterKing12
Member
i was lubing my bearings one day and before i put wheel back on my scooter i went to eat lunch...when i got back i jumped my scooter thinking it had wheels and I went over the handle bars and hit my head on a wall in my garage.
Dom Marconi
Silver Member
Once, I was layin on my bed, talking on the phone, while playin with a pair of bars. I accidentally dropped the bars and they fell on my face and I lost half of my front tooth haha
read it again, it makes sense.
DavidCronin
Steel Member
last day of school i was riding to my park(across the street) and my shoe lace got caught up on one of my foldy bolts and i went flying foward and broke my ipod head phones. luckily no one saw me
salamiiscooter
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michaelchavez
Steel Member
i was learning airs, so as i went up, i turned but my back wheel hung up, i flew forward along with my scooter, but my bars turned sideways and the barend went right to the middle of my ribs, it hurt alot, but good thing i had barends back then
Nathan Yoon
Member
LOL this is for everyone with long hair.
Was shaking my hair out while riding and i completely just fell to the ground because i got so dizzy.
Was shaking my hair out while riding and i completely just fell to the ground because i got so dizzy.
Derek Seay
Member
ive done that so many times!
ok,so i was riding this ledge and i did a feeble to bar,didnt catch the bar, fell backwards and bruised my ass really bad!
and the other day i was at the skatepark and i went to get on top of a quarter, so midway up, i get off my scooter to run up it got to the top tripped over the coping slammed my shin on the coping, then hit my chin on the way down
ok,so i was riding this ledge and i did a feeble to bar,didnt catch the bar, fell backwards and bruised my ass really bad!
and the other day i was at the skatepark and i went to get on top of a quarter, so midway up, i get off my scooter to run up it got to the top tripped over the coping slammed my shin on the coping, then hit my chin on the way down